AWAKE & DREAMING

Friday, November 24, 2006

What's Worse?

Q. What's worse than a girlband? A. A boyband

Q. What's worse than a boyband? A. A gay boyband (but aren't they all gay)

Q. What's worse than a gay boyband? A. A boyband who covers rock anthemns

Q. What's worse than a boyband who covers rock anthemns? A. A boyband who covers rock anthemns and tries to act tough in the music video


Q. What's worse than Boyzone (borezone)? A. Their lead singer releasing solo albums

Q. What's worse than Backstreet Boys (bacteria boys) A. The Backstreet Boys now in their 30s and still calling themselves that! or (alternative answer, some idiots called Five or 5ive or some crap like that)

Q. What's worse than a boyband? A. A boyband that sings in Malayalam (after the world spits in disgust of the bitter taste of boybands being forced fed down the collective throats of the population and getting rid of it, Kerala finally 'discovers' boybandhood and out comes an album with Malayalam songs. In the poster that I saw while travelling to work, the boyband is all mustaches and look so stoopid!

Q. What's worse than a Malayalee boyband? A. A boyband that sings in Hindi (all of them are such poseurs and reek of Bollywodd style crap)

But the greatest grand-daddy of them all :

Q. What's worse than a Hindi singing boyband? (not much) but A. Baba Seghal rapping in Hindi and sucking worse than you can possibly imagine! Imagine a pile of crap singing.....now you get the picture!



Song for the day - "The Other Side" - OZZY OSBOURNE